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- Iwamoto! - Shibata!
- Shibata!
- Iwamoto! - Iwamoto!
- Mishimura! - Mishimura!
- The reason why our videos are so funny is...
- I think it's because we always come up with funny stories. - Yeah.
- You guys have been funny for a long time, haven't you?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- My heart is racing.
- I think our old videos are funny now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But we didn't come up with funny stories in our old videos, did we?
- We just came up with something and filmed it. - We were like, "Let's do it."
- But it's funny even now.
- For some reason.
- When I think about it...
- I think it's funny even now because of the times and the YouTube power of that time.
- So, today...
- We're going to test what would happen if we did funny videos with old shitty ideas with our current YouTube power.
- With our current YouTube power... - It's over.
- If you just want to know that, you want us to make videos that aren't funny, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- We used to be funny!
- We used to be able to do things like this.
- This time, my favorite video...
- My favorite video...
- Iwamoto's favorite video is...
- "Dancing with a Dog."
- Iwamoto's favorite video is...
- Iwamoto has a favorite video. - Iwamoto has a favorite video.
- Iwamoto's favorite video is...
- My favorite video!
- Yeah, okay.
- This is my favorite video.
- And it's a video with these four people.
- So I brought these four people here.
- Can I say the title?
- Sure. - Okay.
- This is a video from five years ago.
- Five years ago! - Yeah!
- 8.45 million views.
- Ahh! So it's not that popular anymore.
- Yeah, it's definitely popular.
- So the title is...
- "Dancing with a Dog! Survival Jumping!"
- What?!
It's that kind of video.
There's none!
There's none of that.
I'm saving it now.
This is amazing.
It's really interesting.
I'd like to see it as it is for once.
I see.
I didn't know it was five years ago.
It's just a video.
That's right.
It has 8.45 million views.
Let's check it out first.
It's difficult.
Thumbnail.
Thumbnail is good, isn't it?
This is still good.
It's still good, isn't it?
Let's play it.
Everyone...
Yes.
First of all...
It's too small.
It's no good.
Isn't it too small?
It's worse than an island.
It's worse than Naoki.
It's really Naoki.
It's just Naoki.
Let's continue.
There's a moment when you have to fly from the plane.
If you don't jump over that width, you'll die.
Let's practice for that moment.
This time, I came to this dirty pond.
The edge is like this corner.
What is the corner?
The standing position...
The standing position is too different.
I want to stand properly.
Line up in three rows.
Why do you have me?
Moreover, recently...
There is a moment like this, isn't it?
No, there isn't.
There is nothing on the left side.
You're getting used to it.
Isn't it like this?
So...
It's fast!
This video is only 15 seconds long.
It's almost over.
My hands are finished.
Why are you kissing me?
Are you watching me?
I want you to do it now.
What are you doing?
That's good.
It's not funny.
That's good.
It's scary.
The place is over there.
If you fall, you will be like this.
I can't imagine it.
All the players are confused.
Look at this face.
Idiot.
A professional is always like that.
Wait a minute.
Idiot.
You are an idiot.
What is an idiot?
The first venue is this pond.
I don't know where you are and what you are doing.
I don't know what you are saying.
Only I am an idiot.
Yes, only you are an idiot.
The venue is not good.
All the players are confused.
Look at this face.
Idiot.
A professional is always like that.
Wait a minute.
Idiot.
You are an idiot.
Can you leave this flower at the starting line?
It's not good.
From "idiot" to "can you leave this flower at the starting line?"
It's not good.
What are you doing?
I don't know what you are doing.
You are an old man.
What is going on?
You don't know what you are doing.
That's why you are getting a lot of views.
You are suffering because you don't know what you are doing.
You are funny.
You don't need this room.
Can you leave this flower at the starting line?
There is a bird.
Open it.
Can you do it now?
What is it? What is it?
Watch out!
What is it?
Watch out!
You just said it.
It's a success.
This is different.
Ah! Ah!
I didn't fall.
I'm the leader, but I can't decide
whether to do it here or not.
I don't know what it means anymore.
It's funny.
I really can't give up.
It's funny.
I don't know if I should follow him.
I don't know if my life is good like this.
I can't decide whether to do it here or not.
There were too many grasses, so I couldn't do it.
I changed the location and chose this dobe river.
At first, I'll fly from this edge and gradually increase my distance.
Isn't it too low?
It's like a sandal of Tetsuya.
I know.
I'll fly from the edge and increase my distance by 0cm.
Wow!
You were in a good position.
Thank you.
I'll fly from the edge and increase my distance by 10cm.
I'll fly from the edge and increase my distance by 30cm.
It's too far.
Why are you so athletic?
You think I'm bad at sports, don't you?
You're bad.
It's dangerous.
It's really scary.
I'll fly from the edge and increase my distance by 30cm.
3, 2, 1.
Open the door above you.
You can't fly.
The door above you won't open.
You fell!
You're the worst!
What are you doing?
Why are you,
don't break my head.
Hello.
I'll make you fall like this.
I'm heading this way.
The camera is pointing this way.
Why did you hit me from the beginning?!
You couldn't wait?!
No...
fukazawa) Okay!
Fukazawa) Yosh!
Fukazawa) Please jump and come back.
Iwamoto) Everyone has their own way of diving...
Sakuma) I swam backwards, right?
Iwamoto) Wait, wait wait. There is! There is! There is!
Sakuma) I'm here! I'm here!
Iwamoto) Wait a minute!
Iwamoto) There is! There is!
Iwamoto) Go forward! Go forward!
Sakuma) Ah! I got it!
Iwamoto) Let's go!
Iwamoto) Ugh! It's dangerous!
Iwamoto) I did it! I did it! I did it!
Fukazawa) Please come back, someone.
From here, it's dangerous!
This is dangerous!
This is a momentary danger!
In order not to make a noise,
from here,
you have to land like this,
okay?
And 40 centimeters.
*Photo*
It was over.
It was cut.
*Photo*
Watch out!
*Photo*
Scary.
It hurt.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Don't jump into the river, it's dangerous.
I'm a good girl now, sorry.
*Photo*
Why is it scary?
No!
Scary!
So close!
So frustrating!
At this point, the three of you will die and my victory will be decided.
Are you going home?
Yes.
[Next episode]
I can do it.
Here I go.
Is it over?
That's dangerous.
They're amazing.
Isn't it funny?
However, in 2021, a plan to fly over the Dobu River has passed.
It's better not to do it.
It's better not to have such a world line.
The four of you will do your best to do the plan now.
Do we do it?
After seeing this?
After seeing this.
But if we get closer to our past selves, we're not who we are now, right?
That's right.
So you should do everything you can do now.
But if you do that, it's enough.
We can't use this Dobu River anymore, can we?
We can't do it now.
First of all, we should make Dobu.
That's right.
Let's make something Dobu-like.
It's a meeting, so let's hurry up.
It's a skip until it's complete, right?
Yes.
I'll do my best.
Please do your best.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm anxious.
Now, we've finally done it at this time.
Yes.
Oliver's part is complete!
Oh!
Well, it's different now.
I understand.
Somehow, I thought it would be quite difficult to do the same story.
There was a part where I was glad I saw it.
I was wondering what it would be like to erase it.
It's that kind of term, isn't it?
What I've been accumulating for eight years.
I wonder if it's a material for you to feel it a little.
Yes.
Well, I'd like you to see it right away.
Yes.
Will it be?
Yes, I'll do it.
Yes.
The latest version of "Toukai-morya", "Dobugawa- domu battle" in 2022.
Yes.
Here it is!
Everyone, there is a moment when you have to jump from this base, right?
If you can't jump over this range, you'll die.
For that moment, let's practice!
I'm the leader, but I can't make a decision whether to do it or not...
I'll make you fall!
All men dream of flying over that river at least once in their life.
However, everyone gives up somewhere.
When you know the water is cold.
When you realize that there is no point in succeeding.
However!
The four of us who have gathered today are dream lovers who have never given up!
"Dobugawa-domu" survival wide jump!
What? What? Now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
At first, it started with a video editing amazing.
Yes.
From the middle of the video, a very professional- like narration came in.
Ah, well, well, well.
Oh, I see.
What?
Ah, if "Toukai-morya" gives its all, I can say it with narration professional.
Well, editing and so on are also little advanced.
I'm very advanced.
What? Is editing professional for that?
Let's see it once.
A little more, a little more.
What?
Yes.
It's not something you can stop in one second!
It's something you can stop in one second!
What? What? What?
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
You're kidding me, right?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Let's go!
To a new legend!
Now!
To LA!
Well, then...
No, no, no!
I didn't say "well"!
This is crazy!
What is he doing?!
Wow!
He's setting up a set!
It's as big as the Union Bird in the past!
He's telling you to get serious.
I've done big projects like this for over a year now...
This set is crazy...
Maybe it's the cost...
This is probably crazy!
Huh?!
Wait, is this it?
Let's go to the next one.
So, this time, we're going to do what we used to do 5 years ago, and what would happen if we did it with everything we have now.
With everything we have.
We're going to do everything we can do this time, so we're going to use a Chinese TV studio.
As expected, you're making a mess.
You're making a mess.
Did you see that?
You're making a mess.
As Ren said, we used a Chinese TV studio and made this place in a spacious place.
Wow, it might not be YouTube at all.
I can't stop looking at it, so I'm going to look at it for a long time.
Let's go.
We borrowed it and set up a special set.
That river is no good, no matter how you think about it.
Of course, it's a natural conclusion.
It's about this much, isn't it?
Yes, normally.
Yes, excuse me.
Nice to meet you, viewers of Tokai OnAir.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Taichi Yoshida, and I'm a Chinese TV announcer.
The river you're going to try this time is...
This one!
- That's amazing. - I'm happy for you.
- I see.
This is what you call "seriousness".
Is that why people look at you like that?
- I'm 100% serious. - Are you serious?
If you're like that, we'll always be like handkerchiefs.
We'll always be like handkerchiefs.
- This is a special "seriousness". - Yes.
- Is it finally starting? - Yes.
Here we go.
- Yes! - Yes, this is it!
Five years ago, the local river was in the worst condition due to weeds.
Tonight, we decided to remove the set and re-enact it in a special way in a local TV studio.
For art fees, it's 6.5 million yen.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Oh no, I shouldn't have cut this. - 6.5 million yen!
- Oh no, I said it! - I'm serious!
- I'm serious!
Wow, you used it boldly!
For now, you're using 100 sheets, so I hope you get more than 100 sheets of mine.
- Yes! - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's why you have a lot of money. - I see.
- You don't have any. - I'm sorry for Toshimitsu.
- Toshimitsu always has a million yen at home. - Here we go.
- For art fees, it's about 6.5 million yen. - Well, we're serious about it.
- Yeah, we'll go with that much. - But you know, there are a lot of people like this.
- Yes, for sound effects and lighting and such. - Yes.
The minimum number of people is about this many, so we have 53 people this time.
- Of course, there are claims as well. - Yeah.
- And it's not good to make a fuss about it. - Yes.
- In order for us to do our job as a competition, we'd like you to be a fair judge. - Yes, we'll make a fuss about it.
- We'd like you to cooperate with this person as well. - Yes.
- Who is it? - Yeah.
- A 25-year judge of track and field competitions, Akihiro Matsui. - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for having me.
- Wait a minute, do you make a fuss about anything? - What?
- Do you make a fuss about anything? - Like fouls and such.
- Fouls? - There might be fouls and such.
- Yeah. - Fouls.
- It's like, "If I make a fuss about it, I don't like it." - Oh, I see.
- I want to do my best, but I don't want to leave any uneasiness.
- Above all, Dobugawa Dobun values fairness.
- Let's review the rules here.
- Put your feet together and jump to the opposite shore.
- If you fall into the water, you will immediately fall off.
- As the river width gradually expands, the player who survives until the end will win.
- Well then, let's get started!
- First of all, Shibayu, please stand by. - Yes!
- Was it me? - Yeah.
- Shibayu!
- This time, you can put your feet together like this, right? - Yes!
- Officially, it's like this. - Like this...
- Oh, I'm a little nervous. - Huh? Are you okay?
- It's been five years, but how do you feel right now?
- Well, it's like...
- I feel like I'm back in old friends.
- I'm looking at Dobugawa right now.
- Old friends. Not old friends.
- Old friends?
- Old... Oh, old friends.
- We're old friends.
The first one is Shibayu.
Success!
He looked like he had a lot of room.
But I think this is too much room.
The second one is Mushimegane. Please stand by.
- Mushimegane. - He's taller than him.
- You're taller than an elementary school student. - What?
- You're an elementary school student! - An elementary school student!
- If you do this, you're an elementary school student. - Your physique hasn't changed, has it?
I think it's an advantage because only I can do what I want.
During the training camp, my trainer came and measured the thickness of my legs.
It seems like my legs are thick, especially around my thighs.
To be honest, I, Mushimegane, have a trophy that God chose for me.
Now, it's Mushimegane's turn!
Yes! He cleared it too!
Now for our third contestant, Umemaru!
Wow, that's far! You flew quite far!
Huh? Isn't he fast?
I'm scared of him!
I think I've prepared everything I can in the past five years.
I think it's just about showing off my skills.
You've prepared?
Yes, I have.
Like sleeping a lot.
But sleeping...
If you don't look good, you can't fly.
You can't fly, can you?
Now, it's Umemaru's turn!
Hmm!
He cleared it well!
I feel like I was able to get away with it.
And I was able to absorb the impact after I landed.
Landing is pretty important this time.
Now, it's our fourth contestant, Tetsuya's turn!
I want to use everything I've accumulated up until now in this tournament.
It doesn't mean much if the set alone is amazing.
We've evolved too.
I'm sure of it.
My hands and feet are sweating. I'm surprised.
Huh? You can fly like that?
Did you fall?
Now, it's Tetsuya's first attempt!
Yes!
His hands and feet are sweating!
A splendid success!
It was an easy success.
We saw him nodding his head, but...
Well...
I think you can still do it.
Honestly, it's really easy.
I'm at 180cm now, so...
110cm is fine, right?
110cm is not bad!
And with that...
The second round reached 30cm in one go!
Tetsuya's third attempt!
It wasn't dangerous, and all four contestants cleared it!
Next up is the 30th contestant.
Huh? Isn't it too far away?
What's going on?
There's a curve, and you can't really tell the distance.
Will Shakariki Jump be a success?
It's Shibayu's turn!
Whoa!
Whoa! He jumped!
What an exquisite expression!
He was landing on his waist just now, wasn't he?
He did it somewhere else just now, didn't he?
Yeah, just now.
Yeah, you normally land diagonally like this, right?
But since you landed a little too far away...
I felt like I was about to get hit.
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
Insect Glasses.
Next up is Insect Glasses.
Are you ready?
Yes!
It's Insect Glasses' turn!
Three...
Two...
One...
He did it! He did it! He did it!
Are you surprised, too?
Let's watch it one more time!
Will he be able to jump using his whole body?
His landing was just right!
He did a good job landing!
Yumeiro, please!
I'm scared of falling for the first time.
It's scary!
Really?
I see.
Actually, it seems like someone is calling you.
Who is it?
Yume, are you doing your best?
I'm doing my best!
Oh, it's my wife!
It's been a while!
I don't think we need 53 staff members.
Do we need a professional judge?
I'm sure we do!
Do we?
Yume, are you doing your best?
I'm doing my best!
Oh, it's my wife and daughter!
I've been training lately, so I think I can do it!
I'm sure you can do it!
Will his wife's encouragement and his training results show here?
It's Yumemaru's challenge!
Donner Gordon!
Success!
Wow, scary!
My heart was pounding.
He was running with a lot of tension.
But, ma'am!
Yes?
You succeeded again!
Wow!
Actually, Tetsuya-san has someone who wants to donate.
Is it connected now?
I'm talking about it now.
Yes.
Can you donate some money?
Are you okay, ma'am?
I'm serious.
I'll do everything I can.
Can you donate some money?
Wait a minute!
Tetsuya-san!
Yes?
Good luck!
If you win, I'll buy you beef stew.
That's good.
Tetsuya-san!
Yes?
Good luck!
If you win, I'll buy you beef stew.
Yay!
I'm happy!
It's my mother's favorite dish.
I'm sorry.
I was expecting something different.
Something different and similar?
Yes.
I was surprised, too.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
I feel weird.
My feet are fluttering.
Your feet?
You don't have feet on the ground?
Let's begin.
Tetsuya's challenge!
Three!
Two!
One!
He cleared it, too!
He hasn't lost yet!
Shibayu has cleared 2.5 meters.
Next up is Mushii Megane.
I was able to do the mysterious double jump.
I don't know if it's because of the water or my feet.
My heart skipped a beat.
That old man's way of getting in.
Now, it's Mushii Megane's challenge.
3...2...1...
Here we go!
He managed to step on it once.
But it's the first time he's stepped on it!
It's fine up to here, right?
Here we go!
He stepped on it nicely.
It's fine, right?
You know you're about to fall.
My heart is dropping.
It's falling back a little.
It's falling safely.
It's falling while looking at you.
There's a lot of regrets.
No! I made a mistake!
You only get one chance, so you have to be careful.
And with that, Mushii Megane has fallen.
The air in the bar is too bad.
Seriously...
It's warm, right?
In front of him, Mushii Megane has failed.
Now, looking at that, was there any change of heart?
It's Yumemaru's challenge!
3...2...1...
There was!
I fell off!
You're cheating, Yumemaru! You're always funny!
I'm getting on!
No, no! Go! You're in front of me!
I'm holding on! I'm holding on! I'm holding on!
He was holding on!
The fall was a comeback, but Yumemaru also falls off!
After that, Tetsuya succeeded!
And so, the final match is Shibayu versus Tetsuya!
Huh?! I've never seen anything like this before!
I get it now! I have to get stuck at an angle and climb up!
That's the only way!
I can't do it on a flat surface!
Who would have expected such a long battle?
Well then, Shibayu, please!
Five years ago, he was a top batter.
At that time, he wore sandals and jumped lightly to cut the start.
It's been five years since his last challenge, and of course he can't fail!
Well then, please!
Go for it!
You're overdoing it!
Let's watch it again in slow motion!
You were about to do it!
You gave up.
You thought you were going to fall.
You're not in good shape.
You were about to do it!
What's with the "wow" face?
Can you do that?
You're overdoing it!
Now, it's up to Tetsuya if he can fly or not!
If you fly, you win, right?
That's right.
Now, Tetsuya is ready for glory!
Five years ago, he was criticized by his teammates.
Today, he's taken that frustration and flew here!
Lastly, he'll show us how a man lives!
Now, it's Tetsuya's challenge!
Can you do it?
You said it!
Why are you laughing?!
Is it confusing?
Hey!
Why?!
It came out.
It's kicking the wall.
It landed.
You can do it.
Huh? It's broken.
You can pull this, right?
Why is this a high-end paper?
It's beautiful the moment it falls.
It's like a gag manga.
You two are mixing things up.
You're mixing it up.
If you keep going like this, why is it like this?
I couldn't stand it even if I lost my center of gravity.
If you're sure you can't do it, you'll do it for now, right?
Rock-paper-scissors
Both of you are of the same age.
The winner hasn't been decided yet.
Let's be manly and do it in one shot.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
We've come this far and we're trying to end it with rock-paper-scissors!
Here we go.
The first match is...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Shibayu won!
The first match of the guard division is won by Shibayu!
Oh, I see.
That's how it is.
It's amazing.
I was impressed.
Oh, really?
To be honest,
so many people are moving,
so much money is moving,
but it's really amazing.
It's like a show, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
He gave me 6.5 million yen and made me a set,
and I said, "It's wet, so let's go change,"
and I changed, and when I came back, I had 6.5 million yen in my set.
What?
You don't have it anymore?
I changed and it was 6.5 million yen.
Oh, that's it.
The winner is...
Oh!
What?
It's raining.
What?
Oh, is it this?
Is it removable?
Oh, it's the same as the one you put on at the end of the game.
Oh, you put it on and it's over.
Congratulations to you, winner.
Thank you very much.
[Music]
Put it on. Put it on. Put it on.
[Music]
[Laughter]
[Explosion]
You're not in good mood.
You could have done it in a moment like this.
You said you lost your head.
You said you lost your head and hands.
Obviously, you're already broken with your ankle that's been landing.
You're already broken.
Why did you break your ankle?
It broke when I received it from a religious person.
You're cleaning it up.
I'll give you 10,000 yen.
It's already sweet.
I'll give you a trophy.
Let's leave it here.
No, this is Shibayu's.
[Laughter]
I think it's the biggest in life.
If we see this, we'll be frustrated.
Dobugawa Dobun, 10,000 yen.
You made it, Dobugawa Dobun.
[Laughter]
I did my best. You guys are amazing.
Thank you very much.
I want you to make a serious video again.
I won't say it easily anymore.
If you say you're serious, you'll lose all your money.
Let's work hard on YouTube with our own strength.
I want you to do that.
I wanted to exceed your expectations.
We've done too much.
We'll make more videos in the future.
Don't worry about it.
See you in the usual place.
Don't worry about it.
See you in the usual place.